"...and this morning there was a babe on the tram. I was staring at him the entire time. Tall, tanned, blonde and just gorgeous. Plus he was wearing a suit, so i guess he works, which means he's older... hmmm... Jacko thinks that 26 year olds are the perfect age. That's our magic number at the moment."

- Anita Mirchandani 3/06/02 6:30PM

"Question: Is meeting someone in the laundry room too cliche? It practically yells "over-done" or "I saw that in a movie." I mean, does it go beyond the fact that it's just two people who are attracted to each other, and that hour seems like just the right amount of time to exchange useless stories, hobbies and interests to each other? I ask because as I was transferring my clothes from the washer to the dryer the attractive brunette beside me struck up a conversation. Ordinarily, I'd retreat to my room and wait the hour before coming back to get my clothes. Instead, she asked me to wait with her in the lounge if I wasn't doing anything. Of course we did and she gave me her number and said we should get together after the break... do I even make the effort to call after break?"

- Jameel Kassamali 3/08/02

"He is very busy these days with modeling, but not doing enough painting and that makes him feel inadequate. He is currently all over Dublin on billboards, kissing another girl. Baahhhhh!!! Funny thing is, she looks like me. It's an ad for Cadbury's dream chocolate...the white chocolate. And the girl is kissing a frog and the poster is one of those hologram ones where the frog turns into Ben. Well, I'd say the other way around. Ben turns into a frog. He IS a frog."

- Tara Sheena Wakely 3/07/02

"My best friend and my briggity bro and I decided it would be fun to tackle a 26 mile bike ride. Holy shit, I've never been so miserable in my entire life. We started the bike ride and it was mildly cold...the sun was shining, the wind chill was bearable...I decided since I was going to be biking so hard and so fast I didn't need to wear many layers. So tough-as-nails Dave wears mesh shorts, a long sleeve t-shirt, a short sleeve t-shirt, and some h-u-r-t-ing bike gloves that leave all of my digits exposed. And yeah...I completely froze. We biked out to Reagan National airport, watched three planes fly in and land (Wayne's World style), and biked home. The only problem was the temperature dropped about 20 degrees between the start and finish of our journey. I lost feeling in my hands, feet, knee-caps, genital region... OUCH."

- Dave Tsui 12/26/01

"That's why stupid smart girls make me so mad sometimes, because they are just so smart, except they are...STUPID. DON'T BE STUPID."

- Neel Mookerjee

"I'm sitting in the library right now without any shoes on, and I just realized that the weird smell in here are my feet. That sucks. I hate it when my feet smell. I think that is the most repulsive thing ever...it's just nasty and I would give everyone else so much shit if their feet smelled, and here I am trying to hide the fact that my feet smell. I'm only telling you because you are ten thousand miles away and can't smell my feet...if you were here, I would ask you something like "do your feet smell?" putting you on the defensive, and that way the focus would be shifted from my smelly feet to how your feet don't smell...you see my tactics..."

- Neel Mookerjee

"Imagine, 4 years! 4 years of my life-I've had a boyfriend-the same guy, same types of fights, same arguments, same problems. But I didn't break up with him because I want to party and get loads of flings. No, it's not that... I just want to be alone for now- I don't feel romantic, I'm sick of being sweet, and always having to think of someone.... I know it's brutal.... But I'm being honest."

- Roxanne Garcia

"The only other thing I can think of is, like, osteoporosis. Are you getting enough calcium? Of course, you should be getting it from dark, leafy vegetables instead of milk. Milk is for babies (cow babies)."